At Least She Doesn't Use HGH

The winningest person on the Grammy's last night was Amy Winehouse...a "musical genius" who is known to occasionally dabble in recreational use of heroin, coccaine, and alcohol...allegedly. She couldn't perform live in L.A. because she couldn't get out of her native country due to "legal issues." I think it high time we award that kind of commitment to mind-altering substances. At last, we have arrived at a time when 19 year-olds can drink on MTV or in People magazine and neither they nor the bar/club need be held accountable! Long gone will be the days that baseball players are suspended and subpoenaed by Congress due to use of steroids or HGH! Gone the days when football players lose thousands of dollars because their trainer gave them the wrong flaxseed oil! Actually, on second thought, let's keep our tax dollars going to the rigorous examination of MLB and Spygate. Athletes aren't as pretty as musicians and actors...except Tom Brady...he gets a pass.