http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/area_dad_will_only_watch
Go to that site! Go ahead! You could also just read my blog from February 9, 2008...10 days earlier! I love the fake news reporting of The Onion. It is one of my daily favorite hits for years. Imagine my dismay when, after a few days hiatus, I arrive to the site to find that they described the television-watching behavior of a typical American dad, and it mirrored my own. Turn their golf reference into curling, and that article is practically mine! Do I have any legal recourse? Who am I kidding, I barely have time to blog, let alone carry out a suit against the publication famous for irreverant political and social satire and the unwavering mockery of hockey. I sometimes feel their words have lept from my soul. I guess I will take some solace in the fact that my TV is bigger than the "area dad." 60 inches sucka! Oooooh..."Modern Marvels--The Butcher" is on The History Channel HD. I always wondered how Chicago got their meat in the 1890s and became "The Pork Butcher of the World." Boy, could I go for a ribeye steak right about now.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
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